The Ultimate Guide to an Epic Stag Party in Prague: Ideas You’ll Regret in the Morning
So, your best mate's tying the knot, and you’ve somehow been trusted with planning the stag do. First off, congratulations on being selected as the Chief Mischief Maker. And what better place to celebrate (or commiserate) the end of bachelorhood than the legendary city of Prague? Known for its beer, beautiful architecture, and a nightlife that doesn’t quit, Prague is basically the Holy Grail of stag party destinations. But with great power comes great responsibility—and some potentially bad decisions. Here’s a guide to ensure the groom’s last weekend of freedom is both unforgettable and mildly questionable.
1. Beer Baths: Because Drinking It Isn’t Enough
Why drink beer when you can bathe in it? That’s right, Prague offers beer spas where you can soak in warm, bubbling beer while enjoying an unlimited supply of cold pints. It’s the ultimate in multitasking—hydrating your insides and outsides at the same time. Just be sure to set a reminder for your mate’s fiancée that he’s not actually coming home smelling like a brewery every night.
2. Zombie Apocalypse Paintball: The Hangover Edition
Regular paintball is so 2019. Up the ante by throwing the groom into a post-apocalyptic wasteland where he must fight off hordes of zombies (aka your half-drunk friends in questionable makeup). Nothing says “I love you, man” like shooting him in the back when he’s not looking. Bonus points if you surprise him with this after a night out when he’s still hungover and seeing double.
3. Party Limo with Striptease in Prague
Walking from bar to bar is for amateurs. Rent a party limo and let the night come to you! With a fully stocked bar, DJ, female strippers and international escorts, you’ll be the kings of the rails as you tour the city in style. Just remember: what happens on the tram stays on the tram—unless someone live-streams it, in which case you’re all doomed.
4. Medieval Tavern Feast: When In Doubt, Go Full Viking
Step back in time (before your hangover was invented) and indulge in a medieval banquet. These taverns serve up huge slabs of meat, endless jugs of beer, and fire-breathing performers. Channel your inner Viking and dare the groom to eat like he’s storming a castle. Just don’t let him start swinging the turkey leg around like a sword—those things are heavier than they look.
5. River Cruise: Booze, Views, and Questionable Dance Moves
A river cruise along the Vltava is the perfect way to mix sightseeing with a bit of debauchery. As you float past Prague Castle and Charles Bridge, take advantage of the open bar and see who can come up with the best pick-up line for the passing swans. There’s nothing quite like drunkenly serenading wildlife at sunset.
6. Escape Room: Get Out Before You Get Caught
Lock the groom in a room and see if he can escape—before he escapes from his own wedding. Prague’s escape rooms are legendary, with themes ranging from haunted houses to bank heists. It’s a fun, mildly terrifying way to test how well your group functions under pressure. Just remember, if the groom starts sweating too much, it’s probably just the hangover talking.
7. Strip Clubs and Cabarets: Because Tradition
No stag party in Prague would be complete without at least considering a visit to one of the city’s famous strip clubs or cabarets. Whether you opt for a full-blown show at a place like Goldfingers or something more low-key, just remember to keep it classy(ish). After all, what happens in Prague... might be discussed in detail during the wedding speeches.
8. Shooting Range: Unleash Your Inner Action Hero
Give the groom a taste of the action-movie star life with a trip to one of Prague’s shooting ranges. Fire off some rounds with everything from handguns to AK-47s. It’s a great way to release stress, bond with the lads, and ensure everyone’s a little too tired to keep partying until dawn (good luck with that).
9. Morning After Detox: The Part You Won’t Want but Will Need
After a weekend of epic proportions, you’re going to need to piece yourselves back together. Luckily, Prague has plenty of options to help you detox, from traditional Czech saunas to modern wellness centers. Or, you know, just hit up the nearest McDonald’s for a burger and some shame fries.
So, there you have it—an assortment of wild, wacky, and possibly regrettable ideas for the ultimate stag party in Prague. Just remember: what happens on the stag do stays on the stag do (except the parts that end up on social media). And whatever you do, make sure the groom actually makes it to the wedding day—preferably with all limbs and dignity intact!